Monday, May 14, 2012

May 14th, 2012

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http://www.playlist.com/playlist/17351708171/standalone

A FEW PICS FROM THE SUGARSHACK...ALSO CHECK OUT CHLOE....




NEW SUGARSHACK PRODUCTS







PIVOT AXLE FOR THE NEW TIRE CHANGER, NOTE TWO 3/4" REAR AXLES, 11 1/2" LONG WELDED BACK TO BACK







TIRE BREAKER JACK BAR MADE FROM A MODIFIED WRENCH AND A PIECE OF PIPE







YEA, IT WORKS!







AIRING UP THE FIRST 200MM TIRE CHANGE







NOT TOO BAD FOR SOME ROOKIE TIRE STAND BUILDERS








NOW, WE GOT TO TRAIN A MONKEY, ALL WE HAVE IS A LEPRECHAUN TO DO THE JOB!







TIRE BREAKER WITHOUT A STAND







ENLARGING TOP HOLE TO FIT A 3/4" AXLE FOR A PIVOT POINT







AXLE, COMPAIRED TO A THREADED ROD THAT CAME WITH THE BREAK...WTF WERE THEY THINKING?







OG LEPRECHAUN BURING WELDING WIRE







gator CLEANING UP SOME SPOTS FOR WELDING







CHLOE IS LOOKING GOOD TODAY!







DAMN GIRL!







VERY NICE PUPPIES!







SWEET PIC!







I LIKE THIS PIC MYSELF!







PUPPY PROFILE







PUPPY POWER!







DAMN, CAN I HELP?







NICE BACON MAMN!  I LIKE BACON!


THE NEW ANT and the Grasshopper
Two New Versions:

The ANT and the GRASSHOPPER

This one is a little different...

Two Different Versions...

Two Different Morals

OLD VERSION


The
ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long,
building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The
grasshopper
thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the
ant is warm
and well fed.

The
grasshopper has
no food or shelter, so he
dies out in the cold.



MORAL OF THE OLD STORY:


Be responsible for yourself!

THE LATEST MODERN VERSION


The
ant works hard
in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his house
and laying up supplies for the winter.

The
grasshopper thinks the ant
is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering
grasshopper
calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be
allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold and starving.

CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN,
and ABC show up to
provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper
next to a video of the ant
in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.
America is stunned by the sharp contrast.

How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor
grasshopper
is allowed to suffer so?

Kermit the Frog
appears
on Oprah
with the grasshopper
and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green...'

Occupy the Anthill
stages
a demonstration in front of the ant's
house where the news stations film the SEIU group singing, We shall overcome.

Then
Rev. Jeremiah Wright
has the group kneel down to pray for the grasshopper's sake,
while he damns the ants.

President Obama
condemns the
ant
and blames
President Bush 43, President Bush 41, President Reagan,
Christopher Columbus, and the Pope
for the grasshopper's
plight..

Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid

exclaim in an interview with Larry
King
that the
ant has
gotten rich off the back of the
grasshopper,
and both call for an immediate tax hike on the
ant to make him pay his fair share.

Finally, the EEOC drafts
the Economic Equity &
Anti-
Grasshopper Act
retroactive to the beginning of
the summer.

The
ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number
of green bugs and,
having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the Government Green Czar
and given to the
grasshopper.

The story ends as we see the
grasshopper
and his free-loading friends finishing up the last bits of the
ant's food while the government house he is in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house,
crumbles around them because the
grasshopper doesn't maintain it.

The
ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again.

The
grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the ramshackled,
once prosperous and peaceful, neighborhood.

The entire Nation collapses
bringing the rest
of the free world with it.


MORAL OF THE STORY:



Be careful how you vote in 2012.




I've sent this to you because I believe that you are an
ant
not a
grasshopper!

Make sure that you pass
this on only to other
ants.
Grasshoppers won't understand it.








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